1. Single people go out and do stuff. People in couples lie around and watch complete seasons of Dexter streaming on Netflix. Single people do this too, but they do it after they go out and do stuff. For people in couples, that is doing stuff.
2. Single people have creative diets….
bit heteronormative (warning...AWESOME AND TRUE (then...this...
Truth. I’m 100 times more interesting as a single person.