January 2011
17 posts
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Deal Sealed of the Day →
YESSSSS!!!!!!
“I have only one man in my life and that’s God. Because I know that he would...”
– Woman, after being asked for her phone number
Could a Little Pink Pill Guarantee Her Orgasm? →
I do not like where this article is going. Sure, maybe you could just know that you’re not “dysfunctional” because if the stars align and the moon is full and and it’s the 2nd Wednesday in November, you just MIGHT have one!
But if you tell me there’s a little pink pill that will make it happen without 3 hours of effort and burnt sacrifices to the gods, I’m...
“Less cluster, more fuck”
– (via fuckyeahalbuquerque) (via datebynumbers) (via otherhiphop)
Yes please.
“the trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it’s all...”
– sophia kinsella, remember me? (via booksandlove)
“My water heater isn’t just going out. It’s standing in the door...”
– J
“This sort of thing tends to *gyrate* a lot of anxiety.”
– My boss, who doesn’t even have the excuse of English being his second language. For that matter, I’m not sure it’s one of his languages at all.
Seriously? I report to you? REALLY?
“You would be amazed how little detail will meet my needs.”
– To be filed under Things That Really Don’t Inspire My Confidence When Spoken By An SQA.
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Dessa's New Year's Eve show at the Aster, 12/31/10 →
1. It was better than they say here.
2. Where’s MY poster? I got no poster. Was I really that drunk?
