February 2012
3 posts
“I should have known better, it was a Tuesday in February. Many of my life’s most...”
– Stephen Fry, in Moab Is My Washpot (via caitlinthinks)
January 2012
11 posts
“If you’re going to designate your office as the one with the candy dish, under...”
– @thtchicmichelle (thatchicmichelle on Tumblr)
1 tag
“A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned.”
– Shepherd Book, Firefly (via reachformyrevolver)
The problem with blocking unpleasant thoughts of...
….is that then suddenly you get an hour into your workday and then realize that at 11:00 you have to speak on a panel in front of a hundred people and you didn’t even brush your hair this morning, much less prepare anything to say.
“Then one day your wife looks up at you and, apropos of nothing, she says...”
– “The Rage in Placid Lake”
December 2011
3 posts
caitlinthinks:
oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much
Frank O’Hara (from “Steps”)
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
2 posts
“It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall...”
– Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay (via thoughtfully)
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
4 posts
thedailywhat:
Diet drinks’ dirty little secret: They make you fat.
Shit.
The Tangential: Why single people are more... →
thetangential:
1. Single people go out and do stuff. People in couples lie around and watch complete seasons of Dexter streaming on Netflix. Single people do this too, but they do it after they go out and do stuff. For people in couples, that is doing stuff.
2. Single people have creative diets….
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
7 posts
Two churches located across the street from each...
white-liar:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
This made my night.
I get a certain level of comfort from the knowledge that no matter how unprofessionally I might dress at work sometimes, at least I haven’t shown up in fishnets yet. So I’m still a step ahead of ONE person here.
“Did I tell you yesterday that two women from accounting came in with brownies...”
– J
I’m moving to Kansas just so I can meet these women.
February 2011
7 posts
amanda fucking palmer: how many freaks does it... →
amandapalmer:
nobody was in this sports bar except 25 people watching the st. louis baseball team play in the world series. they set us up….under the giant TV screen. everyone watched the game 20 inches above our head while we tuned and set up a mic. we decided to leave the piano and drums in the car and just play guitar and sing. i said to brian, ”i can’t.” brian said, ”you must.” …and so we...
Interviewer: So how often do you listen to music?
P.O.S: Whenever I'm not talking.
This is why I'll never be an adult →
OH hey look, it’s my life in a nutshell.
January 2011
17 posts
2 tags
Deal Sealed of the Day →
YESSSSS!!!!!!
“I have only one man in my life and that’s God. Because I know that he would...”
– Woman, after being asked for her phone number
Could a Little Pink Pill Guarantee Her Orgasm? →
I do not like where this article is going. Sure, maybe you could just know that you’re not “dysfunctional” because if the stars align and the moon is full and and it’s the 2nd Wednesday in November, you just MIGHT have one!
But if you tell me there’s a little pink pill that will make it happen without 3 hours of effort and burnt sacrifices to the gods, I’m...
“Less cluster, more fuck”
– (via fuckyeahalbuquerque) (via datebynumbers) (via otherhiphop)
Yes please.
“the trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it’s all...”
– sophia kinsella, remember me? (via booksandlove)