If you’re going to designate your office as the one with the candy dish, under no circumstances should your fucking door ever be closed.
@thtchicmichelle (thatchicmichelle on Tumblr)
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GPOY
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A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned.
Shepherd Book, Firefly (via reachformyrevolver)
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The problem with blocking unpleasant thoughts of the future….
….is that then suddenly you get an hour into your workday and then realize that at 11:00 you have to speak on a panel in front of a hundred people and you didn’t even brush your hair this morning, much less prepare anything to say.
Then one day your wife looks up at you and, apropos of nothing, she says “When did all the interesting parts of you die off?
“The Rage in Placid Lake”
Everything Hurts
oh god it’s wonderful
to get out of bed
and drink too much coffee
and smoke too many cigarettes
and love you so muchFrank O’Hara (from “Steps”)
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